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jarrelt:

1. Show me your Chamber of Secrets, and I’ll show you my Nimbus 2000.
2. Hey baby, how about I be the Seeker, so I can get your Snitch?
3. I want to put my want in your leaky cauldron.
4. Did you escape from Azkaban, because my Dementor wants to give you a kiss.
5. How about you and I bang bludgers later?
6. The Sorting Hat has spoken and it says I belong Hufflepuffing on your bed.
7. Forget Wingardium Leviosa; you’ve got your own spell on me to raise my wand.
8. I’m gonna make you moan like Myrtle.
9. I’ll have you Hufflepuffing by the end of my Parseltongue session.
10. Let’s do some shrieking of our own in the Shrieking Shack.
11. My love for you burns like a dying Phoenix.
12. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
13. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
14. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
15. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
16. You’ve got the Portkey to my heart.
17. I know I’m not Head Boy, but you can be my “head” girl.
18. I love it when you dig your Ravenclaws into my back.
19. My basilisk is ready to do some Slytherin.
20. Want to go to the Hog’s Head, if you know what I mean?
21. Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
22. I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
23. I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
24. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
25. You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
26. I know you want me to manage your mischief!
27. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
28. After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
29. Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.
30. Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.
31. Wanna play with my Sorcerer’s Stones?
32. My name isn’t Neville, but i do have a Longbottom.
33. I solemnly swear I am up to no good…
34. Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
35. There’s no need to take me to Azkaban; I’ll be your prisoner.
36. Let me show you two jewels I’ll never hand over to Gringotts.
37. You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

 LMAO…any guy that uses any of those lines…hot.